Video Transcript:   "Hello and welcome to my Ebay auction. What you're bidding on is a squirrel. You can see him here. He's alive and healthy and I've been feeding him on cashew nuts. None of that cheap rubbish. He's fussy and won't eat peanuts. You can buy him now for £20. Obviously he's wild and running around, so I'll entice him in, whack him on the head with a big stick, give him a drink of Vodka laced with Rohypnol (That should keep him quiet), then I'll bubble wrap him, box him up and send him by 2nd class parcel delivery. Proof of postage is always obtained. He's an ideal Christmas novelty. What I would do is put a little santa hat on him or dress him as a Gangster, dose him up with a bit more Rohypnol and let him dance in the corner. The Kids will love him. I'm afraid I won't accept returns for this item. You can buy this squirrel at http://www.deadsquirrel.tk - Happy bidding."

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